midnight-memories-with-michael

nourrychocolate:

lustire:

ivoury:

jordan-haruka:

merryblangstmas:

Some Nights Tumblr Version.

Based off this post.

Lyrics:

Some nights, I stay up staring at my laptop

Some nights, I don’t sleep at all

Some nights, I ‘m glad that my dash is never ending

Some nights, I wish I could log off

But I still stay up, I still read your posts

Oh Lord, I’m still not sure why I’m awake at four

What do I scroll for? What do I scroll for?

Most nights, I don’t know anymore…

Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa oh oh

Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa oh oh

This is it, these are ship wars

What are we fighting for?

Why don’t we read fanfic already?

I was never one to sleep at night - save that for those who have a life

Post twice as much and get half as many likes, but here feels come again

To stay for a while

But that’s alright; I blog from in my bed tonight

I blog because I’m wonderin’ just who I, who I, who I am

Oh, who am I? mmm… I have no life

Well, some nights, I wish that my dash would end

‘Cause I could use some friends for a change

And some nights, I’m scared I’ll hit post limit again

Some nights, I always hit, I always hit…

But I still stay up, I still read your posts

Oh Lord, I’m still not sure why I’m awake at four

What do I scroll for? What do I scroll for?

Most nights, I don’t know… 

So this is it? I sold my soul for this?

Left my social life for this? Or do I have no friends because of this?

(/awkward pause where I didn’t know what to write/)

So log on.

Log on.

Log on,

OH LOG ON!

Well, that is it guys, that is all, scroll twelve pages down and I’m bored again
Ten years of this, and only bloggers understand 
I’m not sticking ‘round with my folks downstairs; Sorry to leave, mom, I had ship pairs
I’m going to be forever alone, all dried up from my laptop brightness

My heart is breaking for my OTP and the con that they call “love”
‘Cuz when they look into each other’s eyes…
Man, you wouldn’t believe the most amazing things that can come from…
Some terrible writers…ahhh…

Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh oh

Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh oh

The other night, you wouldn’t believe the fic I just read about my OTP

I wish it would update already

I wish you’d tag all of your stuff, man.

Why won’t you tag all of your stuff, man? oh…

I’m never logging off

Why would I ever log off Tumblr… oh …

Oh, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh.

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THIS IS THE TUMBLR ANTHEM

THIS IS IT GUYS

just-another-echo
mrscarmelwhitworth:

jackalakala:

blaperture-mesa:

incrediblyhipster:

migasm:

theflavourofyourlips:

4gifs:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL

goddamn did you not learn anything from steins;gate
cell phones and microwaves should be kept far away from each other

mrscarmelwhitworth:

jackalakala:

blaperture-mesa:

incrediblyhipster:

migasm:

theflavourofyourlips:

4gifs:

Why you shouldn’t microwave a cell phone

it’s like the rebirth of Voldemort

HOLY SHIT

REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE AT ONE POINT IT LOOKS LIKE THERE IS A MOUTH OPENING AND CLOSING

WHAT THE EGFUTCKT

IT’S LIKE OPENING UP THE GATES OF HELL

goddamn did you not learn anything from steins;gate

cell phones and microwaves should be kept far away from each other

just-another-echo

guccier:

cxline:

awesomephilia:

padyluppet:

in case anyone is interested, in order:

afternoon
mcdonalds
utility vehicle
brisbane
full
barbeque
avocado
biscuits
bottle shop
bundaberg rum
cabernet sauvignon
chocolate
breakfast
compensation
methylated spirits
sandwich
sausage
spaghetti bolognaise
cigarette
football
garbage collector
boxed wine
kindergarten
kiss
politician
poker machine
registration
service station (gas station)
sick day
cigarette break
bottle of beer
can of beer
sweatpants/tracksuit pants
Volkswagen
vegetarian
u-turn

it sounds like the words little kids make up because the words are still too difficult to pronounce for them

Hahahaha yes

you would think at least one is fake